Chapel Bell Curve: The One Where The Whole SEC Gets Previewed

Chapel Bell Curve returns for another season of football, and feelings. Yara and Nathan have a whole offseason to recap and a whole season to preview, but to summarize briefly this episode includes: As always it would be super gracious of you to like, rate, and subscribe wherever you source your podcasts, and patreonize the show with […]

Aug 23, 2025 - 08:00
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Chapel Bell Curve: The One Where The Whole SEC Gets Previewed

Chapel Bell Curve returns for another season of football, and feelings. Yara and Nathan have a whole offseason to recap and a whole season to preview, but to summarize briefly this episode includes:

  • Yara risin’ and grindin’ like a beast.
  • Nathan, newly minted man of game day leisure, wandering the Earth, meeting new people, and getting into adventures like Kane from Kung Fu.
  • PAC-12 member Arkansas-Little Rock, an absolutely real thing that is somehow not even the weirdest thing discussed on this episode.
  • The Big Ten making Greg Sankey look like Mother Teresa, or at least a generally reasonable, straight shooter who wouldn’t bomb Tonga to get Vanderbilt and Missouri an additional $400,000 of revenue per year (which he absolutely would).
  • Yara and Nathan’s painstaking preview of every single team in the SEC. I’m talking statistically, spiritually, equilaterally, every angle. Just previewing the ever-loving heck out of the SEC.

As always it would be super gracious of you to like, rate, and subscribe wherever you source your podcasts, and patreonize the show with your hard-earned dollars. Until later…

Go ‘‘Dawgs!!!

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